what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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