Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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