I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
