dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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