But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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