Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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