so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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