i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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