Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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