I'm really into asian looking animals
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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