And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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