My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Randomize
