We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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