I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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