i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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