she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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