Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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