i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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