I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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