Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
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