I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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