If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
my poor anus
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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