Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
how does that bad decision feel?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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