So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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