fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Randomize
