btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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