I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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