If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
