Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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