Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I AM VODKA MAN
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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