my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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