pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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