Buhtt sex?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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