he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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