This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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