i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
You don't make any sense
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