i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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