Where did you get a picture of my penis
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
