After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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