with your own penis?
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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