i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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