So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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