If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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