he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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