she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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