# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Please, let me fuck your mom
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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