I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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