I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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