i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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