He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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