apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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